Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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