I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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