Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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