ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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