theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
someone owes me an orgasm
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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