roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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