it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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