The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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