I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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