Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
How naked do you want me to be?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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