That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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