just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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