I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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