We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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