I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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