Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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