so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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