Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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