Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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