I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize