Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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