i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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