I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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