So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i may or may not be watching the land before time
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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