some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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