he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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