There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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