If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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