we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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