There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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