After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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