Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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