K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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