if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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