Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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