He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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