it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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