I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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