i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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