Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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