go do what you do best...puke behind churches
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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