Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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