what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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