I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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