After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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