i would punch a child for taco bell
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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