if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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