I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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