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I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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