So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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